Sears Black Friday Deals Hit-So Good Weve Got A Disclaimer!

ADVANCE WARNING: THESE ARE SOME REALLY GOOD DEALS. IF YOU HAVE A HEART CONDITION OR SIMILAR CHRONIC ILLNESS I RECOMMEND YOU READ SOMETHING ELSE RIGHT NOW.

Maybe I’m going too far, but I dug up Sears’ Black Friday deals.  They’re clearly out to NOT get outclassed by Office Max, and best believe there will be PLENTY of joy for all my home theater heads.  So assuming you’re still reading this far, check out this incredible slice of awesome.

How about a forty-two inch Zenith plasma TV for just under five hundred bucks?

Not good enough?  Okay, how about a Sony Bravia 5.1 Channel 1000 Watt integrated home theater system (a home theater in a box kind of thing) for just under three hundred thirty?

STILL not good enough?  Oh, you’re killing me, but lucky for you I got plenty more–try this one on, true bargain shopper: your choice of a Samsung or Sony Blu-ray player for just a hundred and fifty bucks.

Yeah, I figured that’d get you.  So if you were thinking about sleeping off the turkey coma on Black Friday, you may want to think again, because these are some incredibly SWEET deals.