Okay, so maybe I’m stretching the definition of home theatre just a tad, but this is still just entirely too cool not to discuss.  I’m talking about the Hollandia Sphere Bed, a bed with a slew of options that’ll leave you wondering why you even need to get out of it in the first place.

This magnificent red velvet stallion of a bed comes with a mechanized base, built-in massage, covered LED canopy lights, vanity mirror, champagne cooler, and, the part that means something to us, a thirty two inch LCD television.

All you need now is to hook your home theatre speakers and Blu-ray up to it, get a WiFi connection, and you officially have the ultimate device that will kill you from a coronary thrombosis because you will NEVER need to get out of bed again.  It’s entirely too beautiful for its own good.  I can’t tell how much one of these incredibly attractive nuisances costs, but it may well be one of the most truly amazing home theatre systems I’ve ever stumbled across.